Why wait the requisite five years or read boooooooring scouting reports when you can determine this year’s winners and losers based solely on the strength of the name? We live in a fast paced world and we gotta keep up dammit.
First number is round, second number is pick.
Heavyweights Division:
1st, #7: Max Fried, Padres
3rd, #111: Brett Mooneyham, Nationals
12th, #390: Max Foody, Cardinals
21st, #654: Austin Chubb, Nationals
28th, #863: Joshua Pigg, Indians
80s Action Stars:
1st, #26: Stryker Trahan, Diamondbacks
8th, #252: Torsten Boss, Orioles
9th, #281: Jamodrick McGruder, Mariners
14th, #440: Chris Flexen, Mets
23rd, #706: Lance Breedlove, Pirates
25th, #771: Storm Throne, White Sox
27th, #827: Goose Kallunki, Padres
26th, #816: Austen Thrailkill, Rangers
36th, #1094: Sly Edwards, Cubs
Space Heroes:
4th, #151: Ty Buttrey, Red Sox (I assume that’s pronounced Butt-ray.)
5th, #165: Mallex Smith, Padres
11th, #343: Zebulon Sneed, Royals
12th, #378: Correlle Prime, Rockies
26th, #804: Skye Bolt, Nationals
37th, #1148: Daniel Starwalt, Phillies
Childish Giggles:
9th, #286: DJ Crumlich, Pirates
20th, #622: BrockDykxhoorn, Reds
29th, #897: John Bushyhead, Angels
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